The NeverEnding Story III (1994)

• What's it about?: Several residents of Fantasia have escaped into the real world. Now Bastian must retrieve the Neverending Story from a group of bullies and get them back home.
• Thoughts: This movie really sucks and is an insult to the original. Most of the characters are real annoying, especially the Rock Biter baby. Jack Black is the best part and still isn't enough to save it.
• Rating: 2/10
• Recommendation: Not Recommended
• Tier: F

Antagonist

Slip
Jack Black
The Leader of the Nasties.

Other notable actors: Tony Robinson

Director: Peter MacDonald

Sequel to: The NeverEnding Story (1984), The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)

The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)

• What's it about?: Bastian returns to Fantasia and must stop an evil sorceress.
• Thoughts: Pretty dumb movie. Bastian is a fucking idiot.
• Rating: 4/10
• Recommendation: Not Recommended
• Tier: D

Notable Actors: Jonathan Brandis

Director: George T. Miller

Sequel to: The NeverEnding Story (1984)

Sequel: The NeverEnding Story III (1994)

The NeverEnding Story (1984)

• What's it about?: A young boy reads a book about another young boy who must save a fantastical land from a destructive force, but there's more to this book than meets the eye.
• Thoughts: Pretty good fantasy movie with fun and iconic characters. Theme song slaps.
• Rating: 8/10
• Recommendation: Highly Recommended
• Tier: A

Notable Actors: Noah Hathaway, Deep Roy

Director: Wolfgang Petersen

Sequels: The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990), The NeverEnding Story III (1994)

The Innocent (1994)

• What's it about?: After an autistic kid witnesses/survives an armed roberry/shooting, Kelsey Grammar kidnaps takes him into protective custody.
• Thoughts: A pretty meh tv movie. Just didn't do anything for me.
• Rating: 5/10
• Recommendation: Don't Care
• Tier: D

Minor Characters

Marty Prago
Jack Black
A seedy press guy.

Other notable actors: Kelsey Grammer, Dean Stockwell
Director: Mimi Leder

Blind Justice (1994)

• What's it about?: Armand Assante plays a blind gunslinger with Daredevil senses, who finds himself having to protect a Mexican town from bandits.
• Thoughts: Great western. Armand Assante is a badass. 
• Rating: 9/10
• Recommendation: Highly Recommended
• Tier: A

Minor Characters

Jack Black
A cavalry private easily amused by the blind man's tricks.

Other notable actors: Armand Assante, Robert Davi, Elisabeth Shue, Adam Baldwin

Demolition Man (1993)

 

• What's it about?: Sylvester Stallone has been unfrozen from cryosleep to track down and stop a dangerous criminal who has been unleashed upon a pussified future society. 
• Thoughts: I'll spare you the "It's just like today" bs, but damn is this a really fun action movie. Wesley Snipes is the perfect evil for the hell of it villain. 
• Rating: 10/10
• Recommendation: Highly Recommended
• Tier: S

Background Characters

Jack Black

Other notable actors: Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, Nigel Hawthorne, Denis Leary, Benjamin Bratt, Bill Cobbs, Bob Gunton, Glenn Shadix

Airborne (1993)

• What's it about?: A surfer teen from California is banished to Ohio and has to win the respect of his new peers with skating. 
• Thoughts: Pretty mid movie. Protagonist is kind of a douche and the movie's just overall boring af. Also Seth Green is here so there's that. 
• Rating: 5/10
• Recommendation: Don't Care
• Tier: D

Minor Characters

Augie
Jack Black
One of the bully characters, using the term bully lightly.

Other notable actors: Seth Green, Edie McClurg

Bob Roberts (1992)

• What's it about?: We follow Tim Robbins playing the titular Bob Roberts, a right wing folk singer/politician in his race for senate.
• Thoughts: Pretty decent political mockumentary. Watching this film in current times shows me how much our political climate really hasn't changed at all, at least not since the 90s.
• Rating: 7/10
• Recommendation: Recommended
• Tier: B

Supporting Characters

Roger Davis
Jack Black
A misguided youth who idolizes Bob.

Other notable actors: Tim Robbins, Giancarlo Esposito, Alan Rickman, Ray Wise, Gore Vidal, John Cusack, Bob Balaban, David Strathairn, Lynne Thigpen

Director: Tim Robbins

Writer: Tim Robbins

Jack Black

Essential:

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Main Characters

Heat Vision and Jack (1999 Failed TV Pilot)

Saving Silverman (2001)

Shallow Hal (2001)

School of Rock (2003)

King Kong (2005)

Nacho Libre (2006)

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny (2006)

Antagonists

The NeverEnding Story III (1994)

Supporting Characters

Bob Roberts (1992)

The Cable Guy (1996)

Johnny Skidmarks (1998)

Bongwater (1998)

Cradle Will Rock (1999)

Jesus' Son (1999)

High Fidelity (2000)

Orange County (2002)

Envy (2004)

Shark Tale (2004)

The Holiday (2006)

Margot at the Wedding (2007)

Supporting Antagonists

The Jackal (1997)

Enemy of the State (1998)

Ice Age (2002)

Minor Characters

Airborne (1993)

Blind Justice (1994 TV Movie)

The Innocent (1994 TV Movie)

Dead Man Walking (1995)

Crossworlds (1996)

Mars Attacks! (1996)

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

Run Ronnie Run! (2002)

Melvin Goes to Dinner (2003)

Minor Antagonists

Waterworld (1995)

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Very Minor Characters

Bye Bye Love (1995)

The Fan (1996)

Background Characters

Demolition Man (1993)

The Love Letter (1999)

Cameos

Bio-Dome (1996)

Danny Roane: First Time Director (2006)

TV Appearances

Tenacious D (1997)

The Brink (2015)

Guest TV Appearances

The Simpsons (1989) Season 19 Episode 7

Rick and Morty (2013) Season 6 Episode 9

Our Shining Moment (1991 TV Movie) Couldn't Find

Marked for Murder (1993 TV Movie) Couldn't Find

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TV Appearances I Haven't Gotten to Yet

The Fall Guy (1981) Season 3 Episode 22

The New Leave It To Beaver (1983) Season 1 Episode 19

The Golden Palace (1992) Season 1 Episode 8

Great Scott! (1992) Season 1 Episode 7

Life Goes On (1989) Season 4 Episode 11

Northern Exposure (1990) Season 5 Episode 5

Monty (1994) Season 1 Episode 9

All-American Girl (1994) Season 1 Episode 17

Pride & Joy (1995) Season 1 Episode 6

The X-Files (1993) Season 3 Episodes 3

Touched by an Angel (1994) Season 2 Episode 5

The Single Guy (1995) Season 1 Episode 8

Picket Fences (1992) Season 4 Episode 5+12

Mr. Show with Bob and David (1995) Recurring
Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1993) Season 7 Episode 5

Clone High (2002) Season 1 Episode 8

Mad TV (1995) Season 7 Episode 22 

Crank Yankers (2002) Season 1 Episode 3

The Andy Dick Show (2001) Season 3 Episode 1

Will & Grace (1998) Season 6 Episode 7

Cracking Up (2004) Season 1 Episode 3

Tom Goes to the Mayor (2004) Season 1 Episode 1

The Naked Trucker and T-Bones Show (2007) Season 1 Episode 6

Drunk History (Web) (2007) Season 1 Episode 2+3

The Office (2005) Season 5 Episode 13

Community (2009) Season 1 Episode 13

iCarly (2007) Season 4 Episode 6

Ghost Girls (2013) Season 1 Episode 11+12

Workaholics (2011) Season 5 Episode 7

Welcome to Sweden (2014) Season 2 Episode 6

Another Period (2013) Season 1 Episode 4

Documentary Now! (2015) Season 1 Episode 3

Great Minds with Dan Harmon (2016) Season 1 Episode 1

The Last Man on Earth (2015) Season 4 Episode 1

Drunk History (TV) (2013) Recurring

Tenacious D: Post-Apocalypto (2018)

Big Nate (2022) Season 1 Episode 1

History of the World: Part II (2023) Season 1 Episode 3+4

The Mandalorian (2019) Season 3 Episode 6

Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight (2022)