Heat Vision and Jack (1999 Failed TV Pilot)

• What's it about?: A former astronaut and his talking motorcycle must evade capture from NASA and defeat a dangerous alien entity.
• Thoughts: It's ok. The concept is interesting, I just wish it was given a chance to grow and bloom into something greater.
• Rating: 6/10
• Recommendation: Maybe
• Tier: C

Main Characters

Jack Austin
Jack Black
A former astronaut who becomes the smartest man on earth when exposed to sunlight.

Other notable actors: Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller

Director: Ben Stiller

Writer: Dan Harmon

Mars Attacks! (1996)

• What's it about?: Martians invade the Earth and deadly hijinks ensue as they troll the human race.
• Thoughts: Fairly decent movie. I really enjoy the martians's trolling.
• Rating: 7/10
• Recommendation: Recommended
• Tier: B

Minor Characters 

Billy-Glenn Norris
Jack Black
A soldier who gets killed during first contact with the martians.

Other notable actors: Jack Nicholson, Lukas Haas, Pierce Brosnan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jim Brown, Martin Short, Glenn Close, Rod Steiger, Sylvia Sidney, Pam Grier, Danny DeVito, Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman, Tom Jones, Frank Welker

Director: Tim Burton

Producer: Tim Burton