Thursday, June 29, 2023

Johnny Skidmarks (1998)

 

  • What's it about?: Johnny Skidmarks is a crime scene photographer who also moonlights as a blackmailer, taking incriminating photos of people. When his shady associates start getting murdered he begins to fear for his life.
  • Thoughts: An alright film. John Lithgow had a decent performance. 
  • Rating: 7/10
  • Recommendation: Recommended
  • Tier: B
Supporting Characters
Jerry
Jack Black
Johnny's former brother-in-law who runs a local burger joint.

Other notable actors: Peter Gallagher, John Lithgow, Frances McDormand

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

The Jackal (1997)

  • What's it about?: Bruce Willis is an assassin known as The Jackal and is hired to kill someone. Richard Gere is taken out of prison to help stop him.
  • Thoughts: It's an ok movie. Bruce Willis does a decent job but ultimately it doesn't do much for me.
  • Rating: 6/10
  • Recommendation: Maybe
  • Tier: C
Supporting Antagonist
Ian Lamont
Jack Black
An arms dealer who tries to blackmail the Jackal.

Other notable actors: Bruce Willis, Richard Gere, Sidney Poitier, J. K. Simmons
Director: Michael Caton-Jones

Monday, June 26, 2023

The Day of the Jackal (1973)

  • What's it about?: A British assassin called "The Jackal" is hired to assassinate French President Charles de Gaulle. We then follow his every move leading up to the attempted assassination as well as the detective hired to stop him.
  • Thoughts: Its a bit of a slow burn but the titular Jackal does manage to hold my interests and its overall a decent movie.
  • Rating: 7/10
  • Recommendation: Recommended
  • Tier: B
Notable Actors: Edward Fox, Michael Lonsdale, Derek Jacobi
Director: Fred Zinnemann

Monday, June 19, 2023

Mars Attacks! (1996)

  • What's it about?: Martians invade the Earth and deadly hijinks ensue as they troll the human race.
  • Thoughts: Fairly decent movie. I really enjoy the martians's trolling.
  • Rating: 7/10
  • Recommendation: Recommended
  • Tier: B
Minor Characters 
Billy-Glenn Norris
Jack Black
A soldier who gets killed during first contact with the martians.

Other notable actors: Jack Nicholson, Lukas Haas, Pierce Brosnan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jim Brown, Martin Short, Glenn Close, Rod Steiger, Sylvia Sidney, Pam Grier, Danny DeVito, Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman, Tom Jones, Frank Welker
Director: Tim Burton
Producer: Tim Burton

Saturday, June 3, 2023

Crossworlds (1996)


  • What's it about?: When a college student's family heirloom turns out to be a macguffin, he finds himself brought into a resistance against a dimension hopping/reality warping bad guy.
  • Thoughts: It's a bit mid. I find myself just as confused as the main character as to what the hell is going on. Rutger Hauer keeps shutting down any attempts at exposition and it gets a bit tiresome. There's some cheese, but it's not enough to save this film. 
  • Rating: 5/10
  • Recommendation: Don't Care
  • Tier: D
Side Characters
Steve
Jack Black
One of the main character's drunk party friends from the real world.

Other notable actors: Rutger Hauer

Friday, June 2, 2023

The Fan (1996)

  • What's it about?: A psychotic baseball fan (Robert De Niro) becomes a little too obsessed with a washed up baseball player (Wesley Snipes).
  • Thoughts: Decent movie. De Niro and Snipes do a good job.
  • Rating: 7/10
  • Recommendation: Recommended
  • Tier: B
Very Minor Characters
Jack Black
A radio broadcast technician.

Other notable actors: Robert De Niro, Wesley Snipes, Benicio del Toro, John Leguizamo, Kurt Fuller
Director: Tony Scott